Reviews of Soaked & Toasted Bluegrass
Lebraun James, Cleveland
June 8, 2025
Soaked & Toasted slam DUNKS!! When I run for president I want Soaked & Toasted to be my official campaign band.
Tom Brady, Boston
July 11, 2025
I saw LeBron reviewed this band so I felt left out. When I run against LeBron I hope this band chooses me instead of him to be my official campaign band.
Ethan Musk, owner of Tesla and SpaceX
May 17, 2025
Best band ever, but not very efficient. Love the visors, but the googly eyes come off in the shower.
Beyoncé, Malibu
June 4, 2025
Great music, they are just wonderful! Very complex melodies. My next project will be a Soaked & Toasted bluegrass tribute album. The banjo player is so cute I could just snuggle him all day long.
Voldemort, London
June 4, 2025
Not very evil. They bounce around a lot and play a lot of notes. Didn’t cast any spells. Oh well, I had a nice time and drank too much beer. The cookies were super yummy.
Love, Voldemort
Garbanzo Topographical, San Antonio, Texas
April 4, 2025
I love how dog friendly this band is. It really portrays the friendliness of Soaked & Toasted. I really hope you and the Moosequitos are getting along. Thank you very much for your very precious time as I am sure you are a very busy band/organization.
Bartholomew Thomasengensenlessnessentude, Gary, Indiana
October 22, 2024
This band is not serious enough. I cannot believe you would disrespect the fine art of bluegrass so exuberantly. This is a terrible infraction and will be brought up to the International Bluegrass Society Banjo Club.
Bradley Bradleyson, Big Timber, Montana
February 17, 2025
Really nice people, not very smart, bad haircuts, music might have sounded like some other music I heard sometime, all around okay, I don’t really like this kind of music anyway. Don’t know why I went. Now I feel sick.
Lampert Shimbob, Boca Raton, Florida
March 1, 2025
I came out here just to see this band. I almost tapped my foot a couple of times to the beat, but honestly I spent most of the time regretting my decision. However, due to my health conditions, I can’t get too excited so this band was just bland enought to not kill me. Would recommend for anyone with heart disease or persistent hearing problems.
Cocaine Bear, Hollywood
September 5, 2025
Roar! Arrgh! Roarrrr!
