About Soaked & Toasted

Soaked & Toasted is dedicated to bringing peace and happiness to all peoples through bluegrass.

Soaked & Toasted bluegrass: no ambition, low expectations, limited cognition.
Soaked & Toasted bluegrass: Mirabelle the Bluegrass Dog

Soaked & Toasted is a world famous bluegrass band based in Livingston, Montana. We are the 7th favorite bluegrass band in Park County, right behind The Rabid Howler Banjo Monkeys and our archrival The Moosequitoes. Formed in 1973, the band has consumed historical amounts of beer but hardly any water. Despite worldwide acclaim for inventing a unique approach to performing bluegrass that sounds like yodeling cat mermaids, their parents are still disappointed.

Fleetwood Macintosh, tambourine and alto recorder

Fleetwood Macintosh, banjo player for Soaked & Toasted

Fleetwood drives the Winnebago for S&T’s maritime and international tours. Sometimes listeners don’t fall asleep during his instrumental solos. Known for wearing wool speedos at formal business events, Mr. Macintosh has been nominated four times for the Orangutan Prize in Silly Banjo Noises.

Gerald Ford, guitar player for Soaked & Toasted

Gerald Ford, guitar

Mr. Ford has held many important government positions, and is an innovative musician renown for playing flamenco guitar with his toes. When not on tour with his band of singing chickens (The Clucking Wonders), Gerald plays hard-driving bluegrass guitar with S&T. The picture shows Gerald performing Sergei Rachmaninoff’s entire 3rd symphony at the New York City Punk Music Festival in Madison Square Garden in 2024.

Thelonious Mountbatten, mandolin

Thelonious Mountbatten, mandolin player for Soaked & Toasted

Thelonious was a lead actor in the movie Star Wars, and a pioneer in bluegrass French horn. He has written seventeen full-length symphonies utilizing only mandolin, bluegrass French horn, and kazoo. Soaked & Toasted is proud to announce we will be performing these works at our upcoming concerts.

Joe Dorian, mandolin and guitar

Joe Dorian, guitar player for Soaked & Toasted

Joe invented the Dorian scale. A talented and diverse musician, Joe toured with the Rolling Stones from 1979 to 1993. Originally keyed to be the lead singer of Duran Duran, Joe eventually recorded the hit album Squishy Octopus Mando Extravaganza with Kenny G, Yanni, and Julio Iglesias. While performing with SOME at the Bolshoi Theatre in Moscow Russia, he met S&T and the rest was history. Joe was recently nominated for Montana Mustache Magazine’s Man Of The Year.

Joe Dorian, guitar player for Soaked & Toasted